localtime of the dead
And lo' twas in de year of de Lord 2006 dat [demerphq|de Q] threw caution to de wind and brough upon us de horrible blight of de [523120|16_000 undead]. Not a body was safe henceforth and all monks had to learned de way of de Zombie Stomp:
no warnings;
$self={quaking=>"with fear"};
bless $self, Father;
study map monastery => dungeons;
open crypt(doors,listen(carefully,for_sounds));
sub terranean_nightmare {
seek(survivors, in, dungeons);
foreach (@encounter) {
if ($person->isa("Zombie")) {
reverse undead or
pack chainsaw and split rand
or chop $zombie->head_off
or pop shotgun
or dump handgrenade;
die horribly if $undead->can(overpower $self);
}
}
return to_surface,
push @hellspawn,down,crypt(stairs,with pitch fork) and close door;
}
if (zombie, chomp $self and $self->bleeding ) {
kill $self
or warn "The undead are coming!",
accept the,inevitable
and join @slavering_hordes;
}
There are 10 types of zombies: those that eat brains and those that don't.
Re: localtime of the dead
created: 2006-01-14 19:59:01
It remembers me to the Blizzard's Diablo!!
hahaha, huting zombies sounds good ;-) ... can i help with my axe? ...
Equals:
Turok, a forgotten warrior
perl -Te 'print map { chr((ord)-((10,20,2,7)[$i++])) } split //,"turo"'
Re: localtime of the dead
created: 2006-01-16 07:40:38
There are 10 types of zombies: those that eat brains and those that don't.
Zombinaries?