• is owned by three cats
• heads up a customer / technical support group
• programs in perl (duh)
• loves to read
• knows people who know people
• occasionally turns junk into art

And used to (and, who knows, may someday again)

• perform & teach improv (insofar as it can be taught)
• belong to the performance company of several renaissance festivals
• DJ at his college radio station
• live and study in France
• volunteer at a crisis counseling center