Highlights:

• Born May 1968, Kansas.
• In Houston, TX since 1985.
• Married May 1990.
• Perling since, oh, 1993 or so.

Occasionally, I am truly inspired (about twice as often, I am falsely inspired, and wind up looking rather foolish). Here are some of what I consider to be my best posts:
Unchained Melody
Proposing a ?= operator
Modifying hash values via foreach alias
And there's a truly perlescent quine on my scratch pad

For my own reference, I have the Chatterbox buffer and Full-page chat
and you might want to join in a round of Perl Golf